1. Team Name: Natural Selection: Team Trail Shop
2. Captain Name: Andrew Lowery
3. Other Racers Names: Erica Doucet, Murray Lowery-Simpson, Shawn Taylor
4. Where you are hailing from: Lowery & Doucet: The mean streets of Lake Echo; Taylor: East-Central D-Town; Lowery-Simpson: Handywell or something
5. Team Photo (or individual photos): Attached
6. Race Experience: Bitch please
7. Some trash talk: …and in the blink of an eye, the fresh young adventure racers look in the mirror to realize they have become the grizzled veterans, with children near as old as some of the competition, mortgages, lawns to mow, bedrooms to renovate, businesses to run and life to manage. But fuck all that. There’s over 50 fucking years adventure racing experience on this fucking team, you think we can’t put all that shit away for 24 hours while we throw down? You fucking as anyone of us what we do for a living at TA1 and we’ll tell you “WE FUCKING ADVENTURE RACE.” Ask us about the kids at TA2 and we’ll tell you “WHAT FUCKING KIDS?” And team chemistry? We can’t remember all the races we’ve done together… we can pack each other’s bags and setup each other’s bikes. The Phantom better be ready for this shit.